But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just had sex bonerless
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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