I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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