I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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