Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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