On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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