Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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