hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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