Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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