god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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