the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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