i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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