I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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