Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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