Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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