So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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