the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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