She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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