we have officially lost it.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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