what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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