Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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