Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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