i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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