using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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