it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We need to rekindle our bromance
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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