So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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