I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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