i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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