You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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