you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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