he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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