Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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