She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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