she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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