The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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