bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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