went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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