We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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