hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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You coming home soon, man?
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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