Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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