i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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