yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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