I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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