i think my mom watched the whole time
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We need to get me chipped asap
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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