we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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