Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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