dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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