Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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