with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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