: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class