I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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