how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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