dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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