Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
dude i'm inner monologue high
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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