He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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