those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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