Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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